Yvonne Strahovski

Yes, I could definitely pretend that she was my girlfriend.

Natalie Portman

Good enough to eat off.

Emma Watson

Been legal for over a year!

Cheryl Cole

Married to a twat.

Mila Kunis

The seventies can kiss my ass.

Kelly Brook

Probably the best body in the world.

Amber Tamblyn

Begging to be spanked.

Vanessa Hudgens

Girls did not look like this when I was in school.

Alizee

Big in France, and my pants.

Rachel Bilson

I wish I had 100 dicks...